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Chad Marriott
Oct 14, 20201 min read
10 Ways to Fix 2020
1. We should switch the numbers to be 2200 or 00022. 2. We all flip our calendars to January and act as if the rest of the year was...
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Chad Marriott
Sep 30, 20203 min read
Vine Chaos Theory
So, the other day, I was watching a Vine compilation video on Youtube with Mary Ruth, as we so often do, and something was revealed to...
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Chad Marriott
May 14, 20202 min read
Quarantine Gains; Give me your money, please. (Parody)
I saw all of these exercise regiments for the quarantine online and I thought to myself, “What a bunch of hokum!” People said that if I...
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Chad Marriott
Mar 25, 20202 min read
50 Things to do while self-distancing; The SEQUEL; 50 things to do while self-distancing 2; (SATIRE)
1. Read more stuff from my website 2. Shamelessly plug your work/art during a time of crisis. 3. Feel slightly guilty. 4. Brush that...
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Chad Marriott
Mar 18, 20202 min read
50 Things to do while Self-Distancing (SATIRE)
1. Accept the inevitable heat death of the universe. 2. Take a bath in all of the Clorox and hand sanitizer you bought. 3. Compulsively...
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Chad Marriott
Jan 29, 20203 min read
Billy Meets Chewbacca the Dog Chapter 4
Billy arrived home one day and was blessed to meet a new ally in his war against the neighborhood wildlife. And by wildlife, he meant a...
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Chad Marriott
Dec 4, 20192 min read
Billy and Tale of the Cat Fight Club Chapter 3
If you haven't read Billy's other adventures, make sure to go back and check them out as well. Or don't. I, the hapless narrator, do not...
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Chad Marriott
Nov 20, 20192 min read
The RETURN of the Raccoon Chapter 2
One beautiful summer evening, Billy was taking a walk. It was a walk of winners. Well, a walk of winners in Billy’s mind. He strutted...
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Chad Marriott
Nov 14, 20193 min read
Billy and Jake the Raccoon
One day Billy was doing his regular old business of taking out the trash and cleaning the parking lot. You see, he was a hard-working...
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Chad Marriott
Aug 31, 20194 min read
My Tennessee Summer
A year ago, I moved to Knoxville Tennessee. Having grown up in Michigan, I loved the winter here. It was temperate and consistent. I...
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