Cry
Get ready for March Madness
Remember your team is undefeated right now!
I don't know, spend time with loved ones?
Go outside
Ha. As if.
Watch people debate whether or not Tom Brady is really retired for hours on end
Watch the NBA prior to the playoffs
Lol at that last suggestion
Follow Fast Breaks and Billy Shakes on Instagram
Shamelessly market yourself
Google Lions highlights
Lol at the 10 minutes you've passed doing that
Do the math on how much time you've spent watching football
Nevermind. That's scary.
Consider the idea that spring football will last a whole season
Make a positive contribution to society
Imitate bread
Loaf around
Realize those are the same thing
You are a couch potato...or couch bread?
Boo at that joke.
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