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Writer's pictureChad Marriott

10 Ways to Fix 2020

Updated: Jan 21, 2021


1. We should switch the numbers to be 2200 or 00022.

2. We all flip our calendars to January and act as if the rest of the year was skipped.

3. We freeze ourselves in carbonite until January.

4. We invent time travel and stop Covid-19 from ever happening

5. Invent quantum time travel and create a branch in time without Covid-19 and live there.

6. If the world were flat, we could all stand on one end and put Covid-19 on the other end, perform a ground pound, thus launching it into space.

7. We all get on whatever fitness program (TB12) that Tom Brady is on and learn to become immortal.

8. Shake a magic eight ball and do whatever it says.

9. Elect Kanye West to the highest office in the land to just get this thing over with.

10. I don't know. Maybe just chill out a bit. Take a nap.


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