1. Accept the inevitable heat death of the universe.
2. Take a bath in all of the Clorox and hand sanitizer you bought.
3. Compulsively research symptoms of COVID-19
4. Compulsively research death rates of COVID-19.
5. Become paranoid about the data surrounding COVID-19.
6. Spend time considering what COVID-20 will look like.
7. Stare into the distance and contemplate the meaning of human existence.
8. Stare even further in the distance and contemplate what makes Oreos so good.
9. Twist and Shout.
10. Pay the Beatles for using Twist and Shout.
11. Wait for Godot.
12. Forget that your waiting for Godot.
13. Enact an entire episode of your favorite television show in your living room.
14. Shout.
15. Shout.
16. Let it all out.
17. Give some of your toilet paper to someone in need.
18. Make a list.
19. Find something to make a list of.
20. Idk. Take a nap or something.
21. YouTube is sometimes cool.
22. Ask me for more things to do.
23. Maybe wash your hands.
24. Kill the king of Denmark.
25. Write a play for the love of your life and then kill a seagull for her when she hates it.
26. Check out Kat Hermes’ dank memes.
27. Watch the Phantom Menace, but only the Jar-Jar scenes.
28. Read up on the Darth Jar-Jar fan theories.
29. Become all encompassed by Jar-Jar.
30. Let Jar-Jar become your favorite cinematic character.
31. Haha. Loser.
32. Organize a flash-mob.
33. Realize that it is a bad idea.
34. Maybe watch Netflix.
35. No! Amazon Prime.
36. No! Hulu
37. Nah. You are going to watch Netflix.
38. Finish the Fitness Gram Pacer Test
39. Catch your breath.
40. Put your breath in a safe place once caught.
41. Maybe work at some point if you are now working remotely.
42. Apologize to your boss for taking so long to start working.
43. Don’t get fired.
44. Scream with joy because you are not fired!
45. Scream with pain because screaming is bad for your voice and it really hurt your throat.
46. Idk. Smoke a joint or something.
47. Write a funny joke.
48. Write an even funnier joke.
49. Write a sad joke.
50. Have you washed your hands recently?
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